Aire yes/ no, why?

a brand new apple product has just been proposed. completely revolutionizing the way we as a human race go about charging our universally charged devices such as cell phones, i pods and mp3's. this device as its name suggests uses air from our lungs to spin dozens of micro- turbines to generate enough power to charge most small mobile devices. through the tough and insulting reviews on the idea have had a relatively hurtful impact on AIRE, i think that it will have a strong chance at selling on a global market scale, thanks to its potential to lower the human carbon footprint, we don't need to worry about the amount of electricity the average person uses to charge their mobile devices each year.